Dud Pictures

This rat is sinister but shy. A combination often seen together in rats.

Here's a banana playing a banjo. He plays the banjo because it's one of the few instruments that start with 'ban'. He calls himself Bananjo.

This is Kitana. Why? Because it's a kitty with a katana. She may look cute, but she will chop off your head and use you for kitty litter. She has 12 brothers, who have all been been neutered—they weren't nice to her. She likes warm milk, slightly sour, and she enjoys long walks on the garden wall.

Meet Johnson Rutherford Charlemagne Grobbelaar III. He may be in the Autumn of his years, but he's still got it. Ladies, watch out! His three glimmering teeth, his slender long neck, and his stylish combover can be irresistible. Hey hey!